2 definitions by Squawkin' Ibis

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the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.
"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"
by Squawkin' Ibis August 30, 2011

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a way to pass time on long road trips. One must sit in a lawn chair strapped to the top of the vehicle, like the granny seen during the credits of The Beverly Hillbillies.
Passenger: "I'm so bored, are we there yet?"
Driver: "Not yet, I'll pull over so you can start Ridin' Granny Style to pass the time."
by Squawkin' Ibis August 30, 2011

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