You all have heard about squaches right? Well these are the smaller cuter version of them. They resemble ewoks except they wear powder blue top hats and hot pink diapers. Do not be fooled by their cuteness they are the most vicious little beasts you will ever encounter. They will show you no mercy. Please spread awareness to your loved ones.
"Dude, did you hear about those squatch babies? I heard they're VICIOUS and SHOW NO MERCY!"
"Bro, they're called squabies! Squabies are a breed of squatches, not squatch babies! Ask a Squabie expert!"