2 definitions by Sporkster

whoopass

1) A really good energy drink that causes extreme hyperactivity.

or

2) Punishment via beating

1) Man, that whoopass sure is good!!!

2) Am I gonna have to open a 2,000 year old can of Chinese whoopass on you?!?!

by Sporkster June 30, 2004

Jawad Williams

The coolest guy to play for Carolina Basketball since Michael Jordan.

Dude, that Jawad Williams knows how to handle the ball.

by Sporkster July 1, 2004