1 definition by Sporkforpresident

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A beautiful, crazy, offbeat (and AWESOME) female/transgender female who loves ham and chicken titty. She will slap anyone & everyone with the bitter-sweetness of cold, hard reality yet protects anyone she cares about. You don't want to mess with her... If you do you will get a pissed off ghetto white girl tackling you. Not into apologies unless you're thisclose. She is fun to be with especially if you're feeling wacky or are on a natural high due to laughing or energy drinks until she gets tired, then she's adorably crabby. Don't try to wake her up in the middle of a sleep or she will go ninja on your ass, when not trying to wake her up she is known to spoon. Call her a bum or weird lovingly and she'll return the favor graciously.
"You're so weird Cassie."
"Awww, thanks bum!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

"You my bum, hehe"

"Gurl please..."
by Sporkforpresident January 21, 2012

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