1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.
2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.
3. To lick someone's anus
4. A stupid person
5. A type of bong used for smoking weed
6. A stupid codeword for pornography
7. A 'nicer' word for fuck
8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night
2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.
3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.
4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!
5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.
6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.
7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?