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A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg March 22, 2012

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