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In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.
I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop
by Spit Blood April 25, 2005

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SHB
Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB
Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB
by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

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noun:
1) The police
2) A skateboard grind manuever in "manual" or "wheelie" position
1) It's the 5-0! Dump out your beer.
2) He fucking switch-flip 5-0 grinded the Hubba ledge and popped it off clean.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

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Sex when two guys fuck the same chick at the same time. Generally one in the front and one in the back.
I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by 2 black studs. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left. So I'm guessing she probably hadn't.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

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Extremely angry or hostile
Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

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noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

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noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

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