57 definitions by Spikesy
The team that every minority in California is a fan of. The Raiders, however, are a bunch of losers who could care less about the team and most of the time want out of the organization as soon as possible Examples: Jerry Rice, Rich Gannon, Tim Brown, Both the Woodsons, Ted Washington, Kerry Collins, I could go on and on
Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in LaMont Jordan, a decent O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.
So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in LaMont Jordan, a decent O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.
So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Me: Wow, I just saw a white guy claiming to be a raiders fan getting shot up by a gang...
Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...
Me: What a bunch of pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...
Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...
Me: What a bunch of pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...
by Spikesy June 3, 2006
a man who nobody should like but is by far not the worst president ever. I'm a republican, and I do not like George Bush, but I would never call him a KKK member, perhaps corrupt and perhaps a liar, but not in the KKK, not a retard, and he dosn't hate minoritys just because people want to find ways to hate him. I don't hate him, I DISLIKE HIM, and unless you know George Bush, you SHOULDN'T hate him!
Every person in America: George Bush is a republican idiot stupid dumbass asshole redneck moron retard cunt dick twat bitch conservative pussy dumb fag fucktard gay hick who's in the KKK and hates minoritys because of Hurricane Katrina! I know this because I don't know George Bush personally and everyone hates him so I should too!
by Spikesy July 8, 2006
Unbelievable juggalo artist from Kansas City. Never on the radio or MTV and does tours with ICP, Eminem, Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, etc. Amazing speed with slow beats, dark lyrics, and very strange subject matter. Infact, is on the record label, "Strange Music"
by Spikesy July 14, 2006
Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people
Person two: But the court said Not Guilty
Person one: Yeah, but he still did it
Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?
Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive
Person one: Oh, ok
Person two: But the court said Not Guilty
Person one: Yeah, but he still did it
Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?
Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive
Person one: Oh, ok
by Spikesy July 18, 2006
Good: I have noticed that a few african americans listen to hip hop. In my opinion, hip hop is not the best music genre.
bad: I hate those damn black people, and hip hop is not even music it's a bunch of noises and talking.
bad: I hate those damn black people, and hip hop is not even music it's a bunch of noises and talking.
by Spikesy July 11, 2006
The team that has dominated in the new millenium. Vladimir Guerrero, Orlando Cabrera, Chone Figgins, Garrett Andersen, and new rookies such as Mike Napoli and the soon to be rookie of the year Jared Weaver.
Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
The Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim should be renamed the Southern California Angels so everyone is happy.
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
by Spikesy May 30, 2006