The mighty Bong Of Destiny. The bong made out of the Devils right horn that draws like a pencil and gives out this kick ass green smoke when used. It can literally blow your freakin mind. If used properly, you too can have glorious adventures.
I had this big corporate meeting in which I had to decide the fate of over 50,000 employees. Not knowing what to do, I took a few puffs out of my BOD and saved the jobs of all 50,000 employees by opening my mind to all sorts of fantastic ideas. Thank you Bong of Desitny...thank you.