4 definitions by Spiedr

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A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
by Spiedr November 27, 2006

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A group of so called "bad boys' or gangsters, usually on bikes and without helmets, that are followed by a nerd. The said nerd has helmet, glasses, braces, etc. and is obviously tying to be hardcore. Upon seeing a group of this sort, it is common to exclaim "It's a nerd of bad boys!"
Sophie, Lilli, and Jebediah are walking down the street.
Sophie: whoa, did you just see that whole nerd of bad boys?
Lilli: yeah, totally
Jebediah: what?
by Spiedr November 27, 2006

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A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
by Spiedr November 27, 2006

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to have a point, or to be of reason.
Example One: *Jebediah, Sophie, and Lilli are making cake. Jebediah licks the spoon and gets frosting in his hair and on his clothes*
Sophie: Jeb! That wasn't very pointful!
Example Two: *Abigail is eating chicken and french fries. When she finishes, she begins to wipe the ketchup into the garbage with her chicken*
Abigail's mom: Abigail! dont use your chicked to wipe off your ketchup!
Sophie: that wasnt very pointful, now was it?
by Spiedr November 27, 2006

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