When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.
Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"