4 definitions by Spicahontas

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To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
by Spicahontas December 18, 2010

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Excessive amounts of labial folds in the poon area, so much so that it appears to have the ability to intake and process oxygen.
I'll bet Octomom has enough poon gills to support at least one of the Great Lakes, or maybe even Sea World.
by Spicahontas February 22, 2011

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Definition: a woman who indiscriminately searches for monogamy in all the wrong places, putting out every time, "just in case he's The One."
If you engage in regretful douching and frantic Kegels after having your heart broken, only to do it all over again as soon as the smell of vinegar dissipates, then you must be a monogawhore.
by Spicahontas April 19, 2011

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"Upcycling": The process of converting waste materials or useless products into new, even more useless products with absolutely no environmental value whatsoever.
Additional info: Anyone that purchases upcycled products or engages in upcycling invariably smells of sanctimony and douchewater. FACT.
by Spicahontas April 24, 2011

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