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A small town located in Missouri where girls sleep with faculty members to keep from having their scholarships taken away due to receiving MIPs. Also, if you don't play a sport, drive a tractor, or tan excessively, you probably won't be accepted. That's probably why more than half of the population has joined in on the craft of making and selling methamphetamine. Thank you, outcasts, for making our county the largest meth producing county in the US!
I'm tan and like giving head while driving a tractor, I think I'll fit in just fine in Sullivan.
by Sperm Donor 586932 July 12, 2009