5 definitions by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones)

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n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."
by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 01, 2004

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n.; slang term for getting someone drunk or high, especially if their lifestyle changes to that of a regular user.
Hetty was pretty stuck up when she moved here, but after the first party she got an extreme bakeover and now she's a stoner.
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v.; to deliberately slow the progress of by surrounding with a jostling crowd; often used by paparazzi and cronies
"Just got a call from Enzo; JLo was spotted on Rodeo Drive. Looks like she was going to get away but some of the crew managed to mobble her and Enzo got a few good shots."
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adj; Describes a person (usually female) who dislikes shopping. Connotation is that the dislike stems from an intense primness regarding expenditures. Possibly linked to a reluctance to exert or express oneself sexually.

Often used snidely to refer specifically to a female reluctance to purchase lingerie. Body image issues may be hinted at.

Thought to be a blend of 'frugal' and 'frigid'.
Stereotype#1: My wife's out shoppin'-- I'm goan be broke.
Stereotype#2: Not me, mine's frugid.
Stereotype #1: Huh. Dat good or bad?
Stereotype #2: Little o' both, muh brutha. Little o' both.
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n.; the sound made by an abrupt combination of flatus and diarrhea.

A mild onamatopoiea (word which sounds like what it signifies.)
Groaning in distress, the wretched man emptied his bowels with a watery fozz. 'I'll never,' he moaned, 'eat that bean dip again.'
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