look up any word, like fleek:

1 definition by SpasticTpying

 
1.
Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.
Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.
by SpasticTpying March 05, 2012