1 definition by Spare Rib

A fanatic Arsenal supporter who watches every match on the edge of his seat whilst enjoying a quick hand shandy from a morbidly obese woman.
"Hey fancy Walton at the match tonight - that chick over there looks huge."

"Too right - the game looks good and she is massive"
by Spare Rib September 13, 2011
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