76 definitions by Spanky

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.
FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!
by spanky December 18, 2003
a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream
*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?
by spanky July 10, 2003
The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.
Stop looking at me, you bellend.
by Spanky March 01, 2005
when you have been drinking alcohol and smoking pot at same time (may cause you to pass out)
holy shit dude im droned (then pass out)
by spanky August 25, 2003
generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.
Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.
by Spanky December 05, 2004
A shrub
Two dipshit U.S. presidents
George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up
"Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all.
Bush family - should all burn in hell.
by Spanky November 01, 2003
Awesome band from Rochester.they are Paul,Dan,Brandon, and Nick.check them out @ www.thehoodies.com
spanky and spiff love the hoodies
by spanky October 12, 2003

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