76 definitions by Spanky

A bunch of man made rules telling people how to get to heaven.
Jesus has nothing to do with religion.
by Spanky November 14, 2004
what i go mining for when i am bored at work
cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody
by spanky July 10, 2003
to beat someone up. usually combined with taking the subject out back.
Scott wouldnt pay his tab, so we took him out back and gave him the business
by spanky July 10, 2003
charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.
me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...
by spanky July 10, 2003
to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
by spanky July 16, 2003
Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.
Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting
by spanky July 16, 2003
The act of eating a lovers poop.
Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.
by spanky March 25, 2005
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