Don - "I totally like jerked off to your girlfriends face"
Other Person - "Yea... thats sort of gay"
Don - "N-No its not!
Other Person - Yea it is.
Don - "Hey check out my muscles they're so big."
Other Person - (Punches Don in the face and walks away) Deuch.
Don - "At least I still got picks on my phone." (Phone breaks and Don cries)