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As a verb, to shoulder someone in the crotch. As a noun, the shouldering of someone in the crotch. Generally executed by midgets and received by NBA players.
OW!! That 6 year old just TACHED me.
He deserved a tach.
by Soytsauce March 24, 2007

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