10 definitions by Southbound Soul

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An unrealistic and unorignal game made to encourage 10 year old kids to join the marines, which it's "totally realistic" campaign consists of 1 man who alone nukes every 3rd world country on the face of the planet and killing entire companies of Russian commie dirt bags without dying. And of which its multiplayer consists of rats with guns running around a maze shooting other rats while not actually completing any real tasks expect to shot any other players they see on sight.
CoD Noob 1: Dood Call of Duty is so awesome lets join the army!
CoD noob 2: Yeah lets! Cause in the army you're a hero and you respawn after you die!
The too noobs then join the army and get shipped off to Afghanistan where they both get shot in the head instantly and die bleeding to death!
by Southbound Soul December 18, 2011

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A Very entertaining Online First Person shooter game that Call Of Duty ripped off entirely. The game is highly tactical and actually requires skill to play unlike Call of Duty. The game pits Counter Terrorists against Terrorists in many objective based game modes, another thing Call of Duty doesn't have. These objectives range from Planting/Disarming bombs to taking/rescuing hostages and many more.
Person 1: Lets play some Counter Strike!
Person 2: YEAH! LETS OWN THOSE TERRORISTS!
Cod Noob: HERP DERP! COUNTER STRIKE RIPPED OFF COD! EVERY GAME IN EXISTENCE RIPPED OFF COD!
by Southbound Soul December 18, 2011

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When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

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While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.
"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans
by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

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Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

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The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.
Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

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When an individual sends a text message someone who's sitting next to you instead of simply talking to them
1: Nexting someone because talking is so mainstream
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
by Southbound Soul July 01, 2012

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