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Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.
- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008
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To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.
"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.
by Sonia Belmont July 11, 2008
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