1 definition by Something close to God

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(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.
"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."
by Something close to God September 29, 2006

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