He is the epitome of awesome. He can beat you at anything you do, because he's motherfuckin
He is a god among men, he can make people do anything he wants by merely looking at them. He will stare into your very soul and destroy every fabric of your being with his mind. Don't even look at him funny, because he will fuck
yo' day up.
Some have said that there are shrines in the most remote parts of the planet dedicated to the worship
of him, they offer living sacrifices
of Mountain Dew
to his alter.
However, if you prove to him that you aren't a douche-bag
and worthy of his presence, he's a pretty cool guy. And
-much like Halo- he doesn't afraid of anything.