When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.
Two guys watching porn:
*Guy appears on screen*
Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!
To practice an insterment
Man what did I tell you about calling me when Im jiggling shit?
A series of faces, known as the "UFF faces"
:) :D :P :o
:o :P :D :)
<UFF> yeah you gotta include the faces
<UFF> :) :D :P :o
<UFF> :o :P :D :)
When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.
I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.
A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.
A person who
1.) didn't read that defenition, as it would probably permanently lower my IQ.
2.) Is still laughing at you.
a pet name for the one eyed monster
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