Crappy programming - only good for the porn.
"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."
"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"
What your mum says to be cool.
"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"
A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.
"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."
A P2P network where you can download any virus of any kind, sick weirdo porno, warez, video and music which has been altered. Very laggy.
"Dude, this connection is way to fast, I miss lagging."
"Dude, get KaZaA."
Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.
"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"