Really means the British word for diaper.
"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."
A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.
"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"
When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."
Shakespearean English word meaning 'no'. Nay is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.
A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.
"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."
The function key F1. It really gets on my tits for some reason.
"For help press F1." -Micro$oft
British slang "to urinate".
"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."