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144 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

 
8.
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
 
9.
1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.
1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
 
10.
Derogatory term for a child.
"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
 
11.
Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.
"I love picking scabs."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
 
12.
Legal paedophilia.
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
 
13.
A store where everything costs 99¢.
"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
 
14.
Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.
"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003