Now outdated by the new fiveskin.
"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.
1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."
Derogatory term for a child.
"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.
"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"
A store where everything costs 99¢.
"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."
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