144 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.
"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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Teletext page for subtitles
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!
"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.
"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003
American English.
"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV
"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003
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