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2 definitions by Softcock Express

 
1.
Robbie Engels favorite meal
Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."
by Softcock Express April 26, 2010
 
2.
Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
by softcock Express April 27, 2010