An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
A duck's ding dong. It looks like a corkscrew.
Damn, did you see that duck coily at the duck pond?
When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.
I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!
When your girlfriend performs a spongebob donkey punch on you then you shart and she licks your ass crack.
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a big wet sloppy Spongebob hershey kiss.
A place where you can hang naked from the ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls!
I just looove going for a round at Caesar's Palace!
The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.