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3 definitions by Sneakthiefer

 
1.
When you a sleep with a girl, wait till she falls asleep, then steal her money and cum in her purse.
Guy 1: "Remember that fat chick I went home with the other night?"
Guy 2: "Yea"
Guy 1: "You'll be happy to know I sneakthiefed her. Now we can pay the rent."
by Sneakthiefer May 02, 2009
 
2.
When you sleep with a girl, wait till she falls asleep, then you cum in her belly button and sprinkle some of your pubes on top.
"I gave that slut the kind of hors d'oeuvre you can't get at a dinner party. I gave her The Whors d'oeuvre!"
by Sneakthiefer May 02, 2009
 
3.
When a girl blows a snot rocket onto your dick and uses it as handjob lube.
Guy 1: "That sucks that your girlfriend's sick."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she gave me the sickest Green Beret last night!"
by Sneakthiefer May 03, 2009