9 definitions by Snafu

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A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.

well

her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"

and she said

"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.

now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."

that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"

come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.


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he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.

the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.

well

the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.

one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.

that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.

but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
by snafu June 10, 2005
The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.
Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)
by snafu January 19, 2005
To nauseate, annoy
We went to the mall to nause the security guards. Working weekends is such a nause.
by SNAFU September 22, 2003
Semen, spunk, man milk, tonsil oil,
I'm going to cover your tits in sticky white love piss
by Snafu May 22, 2003
The Largest Mobile Phone Community and Resource. HowardForums.com is based out of Toronto, Canada by Howard Chui.

See also; HoFo
HowardForums is very addicting.
by snafu January 10, 2005
Gay slang for female
That stupid fish is such a nause when she's on the blob
by SNAFU September 22, 2003
Faux-Butter; margarine
Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.
by snafu December 22, 2004

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