4 definitions by Smith Master

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When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.
I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire.
by Smith Master August 31, 2009

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An internet porn chick who looks a lot like someone you know in real life that you want to bang.
I've always thought that she was hot. I have been surfing porn sites for her Dopplebanger for years.
by Smith Master August 31, 2009

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A specific collage of porn images and video which are perfectly arranged on one or more computer screens in order to achieve masturbatory perfection.
"My most recent creation had two looped video clips and four different images on two monitors. Each video was centered on its own monitor and was bordered by two images. Clips were edited to eliminate all chances of a misfire, and images were cropped to remove any useless sections. It was a dual monitor full screen utilization Masturbation Piece."
by smith master January 28, 2010

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A specific collage of porn images and video which are perfectly arranged on one or more computer screens in order to achieve masturbatory perfection.
My most recent creation had two looped video clips and four different images on two monitors. Each video was centered on its own monitor and was bordered by two images. Clips were edited to eliminate all chances of a misfire, and images were cropped to remove any useless sections. It was a dual monitor full screen utilization Masturbationpiece.
by Smith Master February 04, 2011

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