8 definitions by Smellman

Top Definition
“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”



"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"
#laugh #chicken #ethnic #throaty #choking #urban
by Smellman February 05, 2009
When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.
I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.
#fart #vagina #smell #vart #vag
by Smellman April 02, 2009
This is when you have people in your neighborhood that you never say 'hi' to, and they never say 'hi' to you. You strictly just wave whenever you see each other.
Liz and Ed are great! They live right next to me. We never talk though. We subscribe to the 'wave plan'.
#wave #plan #neighbors #hi #talk
by Smellman September 10, 2008
When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
#flounder #knot #doggy-style #eyes #intruder
by Smellman April 02, 2009
When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."
Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.
#tips #change #waitress #service #restaurant
by Smellman February 23, 2009
When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
#flounder #knot #doggy-style #eyes #intruder
by Smellman April 02, 2009
The toilet tissue fragments that sometimes remain on the vaginal area after briskly whiping once uraniation has concluded.
Jill was embarassed when Todd went to give her oral pleasure but was soon turned off by seeing the 'vagfetti' that coated her vaginal area.
#urine #vagina #vag #oral #toilet paper
by Smellman June 18, 2009
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