1 definition by Smart and Correct Conservative Democrat
A place fille with rednecks. It's pretty much Texas only smaller and with far less people. Iv'e been to most of the 50 states and Oklahoma isn't much different from any other central southern state, its got it's good and bad points, the bad being the rednecks, the good being you can get the best barbeque in the country there and in texas. People there need to recognize that they are country boys. I'm a New Yorker and even with NY's problems, I recognize that I am one, not deny it. same way that Californians are lazy liberals and need to recognize it. Oklahomans, if you want to be sophisticated city slickers, then move to Boston or NY or something!
Oklahoman: Us good ol boys with our pickups and beer n guns are so-phisticated!
New Yorker: No your not. Get over it. If you want to be sophisticated come up north and live the city life. If you want to stay a country boy stay there.
Californian: Up with abortion and gay marriage, dude!
(Note: I am not saying it is bad to be a country boy, that is a fine lifestyle for those who prefer it. Same goes to the california valley girls and surfers, if thats the way you want to live that is fine, those ways are as good as my way, but I'm just saying you cant live in a trailer in Oklahoma and drive a 1959 Ford pickup and be sophisticated.)
New Yorker: No your not. Get over it. If you want to be sophisticated come up north and live the city life. If you want to stay a country boy stay there.
Californian: Up with abortion and gay marriage, dude!
(Note: I am not saying it is bad to be a country boy, that is a fine lifestyle for those who prefer it. Same goes to the california valley girls and surfers, if thats the way you want to live that is fine, those ways are as good as my way, but I'm just saying you cant live in a trailer in Oklahoma and drive a 1959 Ford pickup and be sophisticated.)
by Smart and Correct Conservative Democrat August 3, 2005