3 definitions by Slob-o-matic

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basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman
Gor - you're such an asstonite.
by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

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G$'s gay alter ego that participates in various homosexual sex parties for older men.
Shark - Oh stinky brain bling bling foo foo, will you please lick my burger nipple chalupas - if not, will you be a salad tosser with my badonkadonk?

SBBBFF - sure
by Slob-o-matic March 24, 2004

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Acting like a woman regarding such things as making up your mind about things
Wonderschlong - Hey buddy, what do you mean you don't get together and do something this weekend?

Stinky Brain Bling Bling Foo Foo - I originally decided that since we had not made definite plans and I had not heard from you, that I would go make other plans. Then when you called, I became fickle and changed my mind. Then I changed my mind back again. Anyway, let me know if you want to have a drink some time.....just try to give me some advance notice....some nights are busier than others....for example next week my woman and I are going to get brazillian's together. She prefers it that way when I am tapping her badonkadonk.
by Slob-o-matic August 12, 2004

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