A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.
SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.
Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.
How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?
What in the hell is this guy thinking? I really have no clue. Is he thinking "You know I think I better save a few dollars for me mum" or is he thinking "I better spend this cash so me mum doesn't get a hold of it"
Either way he's thinking something, and thats not a good thing for everyone else.
This guy gets a thumb up, that is for sure. However, can we really tell if he has thumbs or not? Is he capable of giving himself a thumbs up, or must he hold a thick pencil in his palm facing skyward to resemble a thumb? Either way the man is a legend, thumb or no thumb. He is close with Dan the Man but not in a sexual, friend ship, or literal meaning.