Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, a great American beer for great Americans. Legend suggests that PBR was first used during the Revolutionary War, quenching the thirst of patriots. Unfortunately, in recent times PBR's image has been tarnished by tight jean wearing hipsters who wish to defile its tradition and take it as their own. True Americans see through this, and understand that it is a fad that will pass.
Hey Matt, is that a hipster I see drinking a "PBR"?!
Let's kick his ass!!