13 definitions by Slappy Fack

Pink Handcuff

When your fingering a girl and you get your whole hand inside, wrist deep and can't pull out.

"I was with Melissa last night and I got a Pink Handcuff. It sucked so bad."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Thunder Clap

When you're fucking a girl missionary style and her *Panel is flying back and forth creating a clapping sound.

"When I was with her over the weekend, I heard some loud noise. She was Thunder Clapping the whole time when I was fucking her"

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Porgy

Slightly different than an orgy, but the only difference is it's with pigs instead of people.

"I went up to the farm and saw a Porgy in the mud."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Snow Blower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you kick her arms out from her and ride her like a snowblower.

"I was doing the Snow Blower with her, it was hilarious."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Headshot

A cumshot that hits the girl in the face more than 22.2 feet away.

"I have no idea how this happened but I have her a Headshot when she was across the room."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Whappy Knacking

When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.

"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006