8 definitions by Slackie Onassis

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Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
by Slackie Onassis August 30, 2007

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Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007

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The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!
by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010

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1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007

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A monstrous problem that is not addressed or solved, due to a toxic combination of greed, recklessness, carelessness, short-sightedness, lack of oversight, and/or lack of leadership.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is rapidly becoming Gulfzilla, exceeding even pessimistic assessments of the damage it'll do to the region.
by Slackie Onassis June 01, 2010

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1. A follower of a Frankenfaith; 2. Unfounded belief in a Frankenfaith.
Lots of the Frankenfaithful are coming out of the woodwork these days, just like cicadas from the dirt. Let's hope they go back underground for another 17 years.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007

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A fake museum; one that purports to advance learning without actually having scientific or educational content.
The Creation Nauseum in Kentucky makes me want to puke; dinosaurs on the Ark with Noah? C'mon!!
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007

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