A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'