2 definitions by Skootz

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monoguansyphilaids - A combination of the most common STD's. By definition, this could be applied to either a human being or a personal computer. It simply suggests that who or whatever it is applied to, is simply disgusting or grossly infected.
You have monoguansyphilaids. Your PC is infected with a virus, it probably has monoguansyphilaids.
by Skootz October 23, 2012

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A term used to refer to a number of people of the human race. Such people can include; large/fat, hairy, intelligent lacking and more often then not aggressive person. This beastly characteristic that can used to describe someone you look down upon, despise or just down right dislike.

The term is derived from a combination of a Yak and a Hippo; non of which do you want to see close up.
After meeting her, she was a total turn off due to her yakapotomus stature.

Did you happen to see the yakapotomus that went into that restaurant?
by Skootz August 04, 2011

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