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39 definitions by Skirtlifter

 
8.
Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.
don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!
by skirtlifter January 10, 2005
 
9.
Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
 
10.
Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
 
11.
Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.
Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
 
12.
Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.
"Crikey, look at the Friyke that's coming towards us! WHAT a mess!
by skirtlifter February 24, 2005
 
13.
The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
 
14.
Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.
Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005