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2 definitions by Skeevy

 
1.
To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.
This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.
by skeevy December 18, 2013
 
2.
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Dumbass Canadian.
Com is a dumbass and he's from Canada.
by Skeevy August 13, 2003