word of the day: April 14, 2013
The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.
God dammit! iTunes
wants me too update! And Steam
too! I guess it is update day again.
A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat
's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat
, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.
"Ok, Jose. The plans
are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."
The act of flushing a toilet
after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.