18 definitions by SirBlondie
Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.
Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.
Son: You have RADD.
by SirBlondie January 10, 2009
As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.
In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.
In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.
by SirBlondie March 2, 2009
when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.
Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.
by SirBlondie June 22, 2009
by SirBlondie May 30, 2011
The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.
by SirBlondie December 16, 2008
A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.
Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.
by SirBlondie May 30, 2011