3 definitions by Sir Richard Branson

Top Definition
a suitable candidate for jousting, or simply poking with a stick
Louis I found Richard the lionhearted eminently fedorable. They were also suspected of being lovers.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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