A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.
Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.
A beautiful sight
My...what a Bush...I just want to...SMACK IT.
1. An exclamation of cheeriness, victory, or overall happiness. When using this meaning, you must yell it and move your head back and forth in a pigeon-like manner.
2. Implying that you wish to have sex with the person your 'unce' is directed at. Often, drool is also released from the mouth while saying it with this meaning.
Teacher: Here are your papers everyone, Joe, good job!
Joe: YES! Unce unce unce unce -walks around in circles, bobbing head back and forth-
Teacher: . . .
Joe: Man, I am so happy that I aced that essay----
Sue: -whips hair around-
Joe: Unce! -drools-
Sue: GASP -slaps Joe-
Joe: Oww. My cheek...
Bob: Sue again?
Joe: Yeah...but she has such a hot unce!