1 definition by Sippin on a 40

Top Definition
A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 06, 2007

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